I will grab that child and make him fly outside and fall

If I were in that plane, I would just wish for a stereotypical Arabic man to shout some choice words.

You called?

Wait-

Can you, like, Allahu Akbar this plane?

(I born in Egypt, but Christian, but I still make terrorist jokes)

This comment isn't cursed, this comment is absolutley right

I would grab him and throw him out so fast to those 2 towers

*It's been so long starts playing*

Lol

i would snap his neck

One time when I was in a flight to Egypt I was sleeping and then I woke up right before we would leave the plane but right when I opened my eyes I suddenly saw a pharaoh on the screen (it used to do that at the end of the flight) and it scared the f**k out of me and I was screaming there for like 5 minutes. That pharaoh later got removed.

Hmm…

tf

/srs

I'd test the floor damage

That kid's parents forgot to give him the cyanide

I'm Michael Jordan, and McDonald's restaurants have given me this time to talk to you about something we both really care about. Kids. Kids are the reason McDonald's sponsors their Get It Straight program, an national drug awareness effort.

Think about this: Many of you using drugs out there now are under 18. Do you realize that at 18, you have lived only 1/4th of your life? When you're using drugs, you're only cheating yourself out of the chance to find out who you really can be, and believe me, if you don't use drugs, you can just about be anything you want to be.

Listen, you got at least 3/4ths of your life to go. That's three more lifetimes to you. So don't blow it. Don't do drugs. If you're doing it, stop it. Get some help. McDonald's wants to give yourself a chance. A chance to find out all the wonderful things you really can be. And so do I.

nice reflection

I bet he Sounded like the Annoying orange screaming In Low pitch, with a Mixture of Stewie's Crying

This is the part when natural selection takes place 👀

*tosses the child out*

Mmm looks like kid is back in the menu!

I would tell him that fortnite is outside that door right there