"I'm a villain, not a monster"

This dude just sucks

I am really starting to hate this guy

Collector: oh really? Then explain why were you trying to hit on my daughter when she's already in a relationship.

Apex: I'm building the New order in order to stop the Inkperials from rising again.
*Collector can feel an influx of power coming from Apex... as if he was an Apex predator in the environment that is the multiverse*

Collector: yeah, "protect". Exactly what the inkpire was doing, and guess what happened to them.

*He pulls out the sword of creation*

If you go near my daughter's again, I'll make sure you meet the same date as the exotic creator.

*fate

Apex: *Forms his sword out of nowhere* This will be fun... its time I let the Kaiser take control

Collector: let's hope he actually knows how to fight. Unlike you.

*Collector can sense a huger increase of power from Apex and Apex laughs manically*
Apex: hahahahahahaha! you idiot I AM THE KAISER

*collector enters a fighting stance*

Collector: not for long.

*Apex doesn't enter a stance but he suddenly raises both of his arms up*

Kaiser Apex: [Cool kaiju monster name but in an ultimately dramatic tone] RISE

Collector: great, another Godzilla fan using references nobody is gonna get.

(YOOOOOOOOOO YOU'VE SEEN FINAL WARS)
Kaiser Apex: well then... you can call me X

(seen the what? Collector was being sarcastic there)

(this movie)

(I haven't seen it)

(Awwwwww I thought you understood the Final wars Reference I was making)
Apex: SHUT IT UNCULTURED CRYSTAL MAN

Collector: Just because I haven't dedicated an entire month to watching every single Godzilla movie in one sitting doesn't make me uncultured.

Ever heard of evangelion?

(I have heard of it but I haven't seen it)
Apex: Oh
*38 films later*

(I only watched the show and one of the movies irl)

(It's oke)

Apex: How the heck am I supposed to know if your daughter was in a relationship

Collector: are those shades blocking your vision or are you just blind? Rizu was trying to protect her FROM YOU.

Apex: I'm pretty sure she was just salty

Collector: her name literally means rizz, you have no chance against her.

Apex: Man you are an ass. do you know what I do to assholes like you

Collector: oh, if you think I'm bad now then just wait until you're on the floor regretting ever walking into this room.

*Apex's eyes start to reflect flames*
Apex: Oh you messed with the wrong man

*collector's helmet forms over his head*
Collector: something tells me you did the same.

*Apex takes off his coat stylishly*
Apex: You are a sign of a horrible father already, your first "born" is a robot while your second daughter isn't fully human!

Collector: I am a sign of an accepting father. Astra is likely my most powerful creation, but I don't treat her like some sort of lab experiment. Hakai was used as a war machine for the inkpire, which I can tell you're trying to rebuild. I adopted her because she didn't have a home after the war was over.

She's likely more "human" than any of you inkperials will ever be.

Edgy: Even I hate this guy...

K’horr: Even I think he’s too much…

Who dat

He seems like he plays the hardest rainbow road in Mario kart just to annoy others