don’t effin touch that he’ll kill yah!

Nah it’s “don’t effin touch that he’ll kill yah!” Or “pet ‘em”

ahh

Also, that’s a crab

this is australia.

things don't keep evolving into crabs, they evolve into spiders.

I think idk

"mate, don't you dare the spider"*

I did say that once

Look mate, I know.

Correct

no known anit venom

Please do not touch the grass, because in Australia grass is carnivorous

In Australia the saying "blood makes the grass grow" isn't a statement. It's a fact

Hey frost guess what

What?

I got the lucky birb in pg

LESS FRICKIN GOO

I’ve given up shiny hunting it since the shiny form hasn’t been released yet

Oh

There

HOLY BIRB

Ikr

I’ll try to take a photo

yes

Imma try to evolve it soon

sounds awesome

-pats the spooder gentle-

*death*

OH NO--

Bad

Very

that's a crab bro

and

not a spider

Do you not see the 8 eyes

i dont

Oh

yeah

It doesn't even have claws

It was like 2 am when I saw this. I hadn't slept in a day.

OOF

I have a question. What is the Australian equivalent of a state?

We have
Queensland, new south Wales, Victoria, Tasmania, southern Australia, thr Northam territories, and Western Australia.

Each have their own capital.

But what are they called?

Well no one calls them anything, we just say their name.
Closest to it is I think is territories

oh

They're called states for us. Provinces up in canada

Cool

Also, is there a reason that Australian maps are upside down?

Is the point of Australia nearest to the equator, or it is Tasmania?

Uh... I don't f**king know anything about Australia except that it exists

Oh

I really don't care about other countries that much.

Fair

I said that wrong. I don't care about the politics/geography/history of countries that I do not have an interest in. I care about them.

Tbh, same.

ight