All parties in the case of Sheev Palpatine vs. Obi Wan Kenobi and who is the better man come forward and you shall be heard. Let's see, representing Mr. Obi Wan Kenobi we have Christine Sullivan. Ms. Sullivan step forward. Your honor. You may be seated. Representing Mr. Sheev Palpatine we have Denny Crane. Your honor, Denny Crane. I never lost a case, never will. Denny Crane. Ms. Sullivan you may present your case. My client told Anakin Skywalker that he was his brother and he loved him and he told Luke Skywalker that Anakin was a good friend. That makes him a good person and the better man. Mr. Crane, you may now present your case. What my esteemed colleague has said regarding Mr. Kenobi's statements is correct. However, Mr. Kenobi left Anakin Skywalker to die on Mustafar whereas my client came and rescued him from that hellish place. But my client is a Jedi, so that automatically makes him the better person. This court finds in favor of Sheev Palpatine. Ms. Sullivan, not only is your client not the better the man, he's not even a good person. There you have it. Judge Judy has ruled in favor of Sheev Palpatine. Let's get Mr. Palpatine's and Mr. Vader's responses to this ruling. It was an impeccably good ruling.
