original, lg

original, lg

Oh noez, some wannabe Trumpler Youth who won't be able to vote for another decade zonked me by not getting that the meme temp is designed to highlight self delusion vs actual reality!

They're both Doge, get it? AKA, "everyone else" Buff is "everyone else" Cheems, That's the joke. Your deluded lie vs the true you.

I may be 12, and I may not have as much political knowledge as you, but i'm tryin, ok?

No, you're not tryin, you're lyin. That's silly. Don't be silly. Silly isn't cute.

Darfrig you think you're pretending you can fool? Even if you were my age I'd still be farting out more about politics than you will ever know, and I'm older than your parents. LEARN something first. You're online, fer crying out loud. No one has to go over to the library to look stuff up anymore. No excuses. Google is your friend.

Listen, buddy. With the amount of knowledge I have right now, I will have much more than you when I grow older. The reason i'm like this, is because of my father. He risks his life every day, and he sees everything with HIS OWN EYES. And boy, does he tell me about everything. And he also watches the news, EVERY, DAY. And since I don't control the remote, I have to watch it too. So not only have I been watching the news for many, many years. My father feeds me information from what he sees every day.

No, you won't.
When I was your age (like now), I either knew what I was talking about when I was talking about it, or I kept my mouth shut if I didn't. It's that simple. That's the key to never being wrong. Just. don't. do. it.

You improvise bullshit to cover for what you don't know, which, alas, is quite a lot.

Got it.