Free writing sh*tpost

Astra, Hakai, and Ove were all hungry and Collector didn't feel like ordering food today.

"I require nutrients" Astra said

"I'm very hungry" Hakai said

"Food please" Ove said

"Okay so what should we get?" Collector said

Astra looked at Hakai, Hakai looked at Ove, and They all nodded.

"McDonald's" The three said

"What about something healthier?" Collector said

"I never had McDonald's so I want to try it!" Astra said

"I haven't had McDonald's in years so I want to see if they change" Hakai said

"I wanna try purple shake!" Ove said

Collector, Astra, and Hakai looked at Ove with some disturbance in their eyes.

"Grimace... he is a powerful opponent" Collector said

"I heard that whoever drinks that shake dies by Grimace" Astra said

"I-it's just a stupid internet trend... right?" Hakai said

"Don't be afraid I'll be oke!" Ove said

Soon they go to the local mcdonalds and they make their order.

"One 10 piece chicken mcnugget with medium fries, a grimace shake, a 5 piece mcnugget with large fries, and a burger with fries?" The McDonald's employee said

"Correct" Collector said

Soon they got their order and went to their vacation cabin. They soon got to eating their lunch and Ove drank his grimace shake. Hakai and Astra nervously watched and Collector felt his surroundings.

"See this dumb internet trend was wr-" Ove was suddenly interrupted as the lights turned off all the sudden.

Hakai drew her sword and Astra pulled her spear. Suddenly the lights turned grimace purple and Collector felt a force powered entirely by memes coming but not for him, Astra, or Hakai.

"He's here!" Collector said as he drew his sword.

Grimace broke into the home and saw Ove in front of him. Grimace started to walk toward Ove and Astra quickly thrusted her spear at Grimace. The spear bounced off of Grimace's fatness.

"W-what!?!" Astra said

Hakai swung her sword at Grimace but it also bounced off. Collector hit Grimace with the flat end of his sword and the immense force hit grimace but Grimace didn't stop approaching Ove.

Grimace kept approaching Ove but Hakai quickly saw the Grimace shake was lit up. Hakai pointed to the Grimace shake and implied to attack it. Collector and Astra nodded and the ran at the Grimace shake. Grimace saw this and started to chase it too. Collector quickly stopped Grimace and started to push Grimace back without any effort needed. Astra quickly defended Ove while Hakai quickly cut the grimace shake in half using her sword. Grimace suddenly started to push Collector back recklessly but Collector sensed Grimace's power had decreased exponentially. Collector quickly stood his ground and stopped Grimace. Collector suddenly shot an hellblast of creation down Grimace and Grimace didn't deflect the hellblast.

"This thing is mortal now" Collector said

Hakai quickly cut one of Grimace's arms off, Astra stabbed one of Grimace's legs, and Ove quickly booped Grimace which defeated Grimace.

"Okay so we are never getting the Grimace shake again" Hakai said

"Sowwy!" Ove said

"It's okay Ove" Astra said

Soon the next day they saw the Grimace shake was no longer sold and they knew that they saved lives because they defeated Grimace.

So that's why I never got to try it

I tried it after it was discontinued

How?!
I NEED IT

Well it’s still sold at some McDonald’s locations during lunch hours

As someone who’s had the grimace shake before (it’s good the first few sips but after that it kinda tastes like trash), I can confirm that I am constantly on the run from grimace and must change locations every 5 minutes.

"Collector felt a force powered entirely by memes"

*Chef kiss*

Perfection.

Thanks!

Funni