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What happened while I was gone?

the site was perfect

Did anything happen?

everything awesome happened without ya'

What happened?

We had fun

What events happened?

no clue

Who left/deleted their accounts?

People who hate you, which is good, you aren't funny

Who?

I don't f**kin know

...

yay

Not yay

me being sarcastic:

Oh

Great.

Good

also, if he's back, is he gonna post a lot more

Ok

While-true-do-end, I have a suggestion for you.

Could you actually watch an episode of Lion Gu@rd to see how bad it is?

I don’t plan on doing it since I have no interest in it but I know damn well I can’t form an opinion on it yet.
Similarly, you’ve never watched it and yet you’ve already formed an opinion on it; that’s basically stupid.

Please? I want you to see how bad it is.

I don’t think I need to watch it; I’ve already gotten information about it thanks to Jacob and you and basically I’ve started to know some of the plot.

I want you to actually watch it to see how cringe it is.

YOU NEVER MET ME

delete you're account blue

Not you

And I have watched it.

I HATE HUNGER GAMES

and who the f**k asked

Blue after inventing alts:

Beeps