Good Fellas Hilarious

The U.S. Attorney's Office said in a statement: "As part of this scheme, while serving as the co-director of a Maryland-based non-profit think tank, LUFT agreed to covertly recruit and pay, on behalf of principals based in China, a former high-ranking U.S. Government official ("Individual-1"), including in 2016 while the former official was an adviser to the then-President-elect, to publicly support certain policies with respect to China without LUFT or Individual-1 filing a registration statement as an agent of a foreign principal with the Attorney General of the United States."

Translation: China Donny

"We're hopeful that we can find the informant," Comer went on. "Remember, these informants are kind of in the spy business, so they don't make a habit of being seen a lot or being high-profile or anything like that."

"Kind of in the spy business." -- GOP saying the quiet part out loud again.

They're going to go with, "well, you know you can trust him because he's a spy! Why would they lie about this?!?"