“I need some coke. Specifically the ‘cane’ type.”

Charlie Sheen snorted enough coke to kill 2-1/2 men.

what's "dark humor" in this one?

Hes asking for coke but the dad thought they meant coke-aine.

oh

AYE that's how much I need for 165 cans of Coca cola's from dollar tree and after dinking them I snort the cans god knows I love losing my brains cells

Only for the dad to beat the living shit out of you when you return without the cocaine