Charlie Sheen snorted enough coke to kill 2-1/2 men.

AYE that's how much I need for 165 cans of Coca cola's from dollar tree and after dinking them I snort the cans god knows I love losing my brains cells

Only for the dad to beat the living shit out of you when you return without the cocaine

what's "dark humor" in this one?

Hes asking for coke but the dad thought they meant coke-aine.

oh

“I need some coke. Specifically the ‘cane’ type.”