I’m bored af and had a shitty day so I want some funny/silly ‘lil stories to cheer me (&others) up :)

Your funny stories in the comments-

I mean, it’s what I asked for

So one time in 5th grade, my friends (T & E) stole my container for whatever reason (I think while I was at the bathroom or something).

I came back and E was throwing it around while T sat on a nearby bench and watched while laughing.

At some point, E threw the container at T’s shoulder (he was fine, I think) and the container’s lid CRACKED IN HALF and the container itself got a cracked (only a line).

So that was fun trying to explain to my mum what happened 🥲

In Cross Country, we physically assaulted a kid with a cardboard box.

We were all sitting in a circle by a tree, and this one kid started telling a story, another kid interrupted him, so naturally, he hit the kid over the head with a cardboard box, however, he didn't notice that there were friggin track spikes in the box, the first hit punctured the box and the second one hit the kid in the hand and broke the skin.

We didn't want the coach to find out that assaulted a kid, so we all as a group ran around like lil ants trying to find something to use to help this kid, we dug through the coach's backpack and found a razer, an old iPod, a knife, and then finally some band-aids, we didn't question anything because we were freaking out. Anyway, I don't think that kid is coming back to our Cross Country team.

Damn lmao

I have a cardboard box story!

So at this one science and engineering summer camp I went to when I was younger, there was like 4 different classes (each lasted like an hour and a half, after the day was done you went home, so it wasn't really a camp) but in one of the classes, we had to build smh out of cardboard (we had anchor ton of recycled stuff, especially cardboard) and one kid got this huge cardboard box that he was turning into a car. He went under the box to cut holes in it, and that's when we all decided to try to duct tape the box to the ground (we let him go after a few minutes, obv)

Everyone (about 7 kids) was like, 10

Also, that kid with the box ended up being in my class the next school year. That was fun.

my phone.

Me and my sister and my grandparents were playing into last night and it lasted for over 90 minutes and we all started going so insane we were singing random theme songs and the Burger King ads while laughing so hard that we all lost our voices. No one ended up winning because we had to quit.

today at work, i was cleaning up some paint that kids got on the table (i work at an art studio that does summer camps) and the two junior counselors were helping me. we were just getting stuff cleaned up and we overhear from the lady who runs the studio in the other room.

“guys no kissing”

me and the two junior counselors look at each other for a moment, and we all say at once,

“WHAT.”

because the kids at this camp range in age from 4 to 11.

Little kids are wild fr

Woah what countries are those flags from

The seventh layer of hell

Fr

someplace

Cool

Uhhh there's this new tiktok trend where people jump off of moving boats and into water, 4 already dead however.

Bro smh, people are so dumb

It's not the people it's the app lol

yea I guess

The app attracts the people.

so today i shotgunned my first soda. then i did 2 more. my somach fina blowww

oof

then i did a fourth one