No wonder

Just milk the vegans, they're all women.

No milk your mom it’s more taster with her a##

Aaaand into cursed comments you go.

Dawg

Technically, their bones should be weaker than an F1 car, so a good punch should send them to the ER in a jiffy.

I have an official trolling license.

ok charges have been dropped

Well I got my trusted mp40, I’ll get that milk

Buy the milk and drink It in front of them

Oo, I wonder how that goes

They're going to kidnap him and force him to eat an entire garden of lettuce

O no

step 1: go to the isle behind the milk section
step 2: climb the freezer
step 3: hang over the side with the protesters
step 4: grab the milk
step 5: climb back over the freezer
step 6: buy the milk at the counter
step 7: profit!

Go get some ham and shove it in there mouth. Then get the milk

Just reach over them and if they attack you, get an employee to kick them out. Ik it would be being a karen but if you only get employees if they continue to block you you will be 5% Karen, so innocent. And its a win. They get kicked out for disrupting shoppers, and get told not to. Jeez this comment is long

This isn't even cursed, it's just true.

Little do they know, you can get milk from any male human in your area

Damnnnnnnn

Dad could've unleashed his inner power and shot the vegans out of the way and returned with the milk so his son doesn't turn into a mistake

No dad is dead the vegans killed dad

Step 1: milk the vegans
Step 2: snap the vegans neck
Profits!

*holds them down and force feeds meat...sexily*