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393 views 2 upvotes Made by Minos_PRIME 1 year ago in Imgflip-bossfights
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*Peyton is struggling to keep eggy up*
Peyton: N-not to be mean but maybe hit the gym
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*Eggy keeps kissing Peyton, a little aggressively, pulling her tight to the point where she's nearly trapped in their embrace*

Eggy: mmm... Heheheheh...
Gosh, I need to shut up... before I draw some attention to the two of us...
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*Peyton blushes a lot more*
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*Eggy blushes too*

Eggy: heeheehee... We should probably stop... Heheheheh...
But that wouldn't be any fun, would it-

*There's a loud knocking on the door, it's Kinyani and Xander*
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*Peyton quickly slides through and answers Xander and Kinyani*
Xander: We can hear you two from outside the walls
Kinyani: You two better not be doing I think you were!!!
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*Eggy panics and pretends he's asleep*

Eggy: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (it's really sloppy sleeping sounds, they can tell he's awake)
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Peyton: W-we weren't!
Xander: okay
Kinyani: Why is your armor bra loose!?!
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*Eggy sits up*

Eggy: Wait why would your armor bra be loosened? We were making out, not about to have you-know-what.

*Le realization*

Eggy: oops-
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Kinyani: YOU WERE WHAT!?!
Peyton: Y... Yeah
Xander: Honey... be nice to them
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*Eggy gets up and walks over to Peyton and stands beside her*

Eggy: Well... In our defense, how could I resist HER?! Have you SEEN your great granddaughter? I get all hot inside just by looking at her!
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Xander: Honey... not everyone finds their true love from the Century long calamity and please be grateful Peyton has found love
Kinyani: *Sighs* I guess you are right Hon
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*It's Peytons turn, what will she play?*

Eggy: hmmmmm...
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*Peyton plays a draw 4*
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Eggy: gah!
*The turns goes around, Peyton places down her wild card and wins*

Eggy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

*Eggy packs up the Uno deck and they go back to their room*

Eggy: *Sigh* You won, now we can do whatever you want, AGAIN. Oh well, you've earned it Peyton...

What should we do now? Remember, WHATEVER you want. Anything possible thing you can think of.
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Peyton: *Pats eggy on the back* You did okay
Inkmatas and Mirai: This was my first time playing Uno
Kinyani and Xander: That was fun!
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*They go to their room*

Eggy: well...
What are we gonna do now? Like I said, anything you want. Literally anything. If I can do it, I'll do it for you. Think... what's something you really want?
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Peyton: Can I cuddle you
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(I'm writing chapter 14)
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(aight)
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Eggy, blushing slightly: o-oh!
I was thinking something a little less... "Heated" if y'know what I mean heheh...

*He lets Peyton cuddle him, and he seems to enjoy it quite a bit*

Eggy: you're giant compared to me, heheheheh... I'm like a little living plushie, just for you, aren't I?
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*Peyton cuddles Eggy*
Peyton: Hehehe
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*Eggy lightly pushes and pins Peyton against the wall next to their bed*

Eggy: heeheehee~
*He gives her a kiss*
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*Peyton kisses Eggy back*
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Collector: so what's your guess about how much weight your balancing right now?
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*Peyton collapses*
Peyton: p-probably was about my dad's weight
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Eggy: The celebrity/news announcer? Why?
What did she do? Did she put a bunch of bees on your thighs?
Well... I might have to thank her, because I think they're kinda hot...
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Peyton: Ooh!
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*Eggy gives Peyton a kiss on the cheek and blushes a bit*

Eggy: I could also ask the same question about your stomach and your chest. How the hell are first of each pairs so smol but the other so beeg? Your body's shape is extremely weird and disproportionate and I honestly love it.
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Peyton: I...
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Eggy: what? You know you're attractive. Did you think the ONLY reason I fell for you was because you're extremely sweet?
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Peyton: *Hugs Eggy* I'd never thought I get someone like you
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Eggy: You're one to talk... When I lost Omi, I thought I would never find someone I truly loved again. I was wrong. I'm so thankful for you, and your family. They all were there for me when I needed it, and hopefully I could soon join them... Alongside you...

*Eggy gives her a big and long kiss on the lips*
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*Peyton blushes*
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Eggy: let's go home...

*He swoops her up and walks all the way to the Inkla home with her being carried in his arms*

Eggy: Peyton... I was thinking...
What if...
What if we permanently moved in to your guys house? I've been talking it over with Ove and Essy, and they seem to like it... I could discuss it with Xander and Kinyani... See if they're okay with it...
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Peyton: Perhaps you can
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*Eggy wrap his arm around Peyton and smiles*

Eggy: uh...
*He shrugs*
We'll try to be quiet..?

*Meanwhile Omi's ghost just watches with a bowl of popcorn*
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Kinyani: Just don't have... you know... yet
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Eggy: *sighs* don't worry... We're not that deep into our relationship...

*He whispers to Peyton*
Yet~

*He wishes them a goodnight, promises to keep the door unlocked, and they leave Peyton and Eggy alone again*

Eggy: Well... Maybe we should wait a little bit before we continue...

Wanna play Minecraft?
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(Mind if I take a break from the rp)
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(you back?)
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(At dinner and I kind of don't want to continue this rp)
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Ok we can just end this here
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/j take as long as you need

We can just stop if you want
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Eggy: I work out twice a week thou-woah!

*He falls down but Peyton catches him in her arms*
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*Peyton falls down*
Peyton: GAH MY ARMS!!!
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Eggy: oww.....
Oh no! Peyton! *He helps her up*
I'm so sorry! I'm such an idiot, we should've never done that...
*He hugs her out of guilt*
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Peyton: I think you might of sprained my arms
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Eggy: here... *He backs off, taps each of her arms, and they heal* Do you feel any better?
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Peyton: thanks
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*Eggy exhales and looks relieved*

Eggy: good... *He gives her a small but warm and cozy hug* Actually I've got a question for you Peyton.
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*Peyton hugs back*
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Eggy: I wanna ask, how are your are arms so thin but your thighs so thick? I mean, it makes 0 sense...
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Peyton: Blame Shiver
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Eggy: You... You guys really aren't upset we hid this from you? Well... Don't tell anyone else, okay? Now, I need to go visit my house really quickly...

*He teleports away and comes back in a couple minutes, he comes walking out of him and Peytons room*

Eggy: I'm back...

*He takes Peyton to their room, and the bunk bed is gone, Eggys original bed, the one he once shared with Omi is in it's place*

Eggy: We almost always would sleep together in the bottom bunk, and it was always so cramped, cuddling in that thing. So I got this thing out.
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Peyton: awwwwww okay
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Eggy: now we can cuddle in comfort...
Wanna try it out~?
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Peyton: Sure~
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Eggy makes sure to lock the door, takes off his jacket, they hop onto the bed, and start to hug and hold each other*

Eggy: you're so soft...

Y'know Peyton, our whole relationship... It's kinda funny. You're an Unholy Sorcerer, and the embodiment of one of the 7 deadly sins. I'm a God and I practice Egg Magic, which is an extremely holy magic.
You're the most attractive being in the multiverse, and I'm a living food. We're complete opposites...

But despite all that...

Look at us.
We're snuggling in our bed together, most likely about to make out.

Really shows how much we care about each other, eh?
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Peyton: Yeah
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Eggy: so...
What do you wanna do now? We can watch TV, play a game, WHATEVER you wanna do, Peyton.
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Peyton: Let's play uno with my family!
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Eggy: I was thinking something like Minecraft but ok! But I gotta warn you, I'm pretty good at Uno...

*It's been a few rounds, Eggy and Peytons win count are both tied at 4, and in order to win one of them need to get to 5. Eggy places down his card and yells Uno. It goes around and it's Peytons turn again, she has a +4 and one other card, a wild card*
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*Inkmatas, Mirai, and Xander havr no wins and Kinyani has one win,*
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*They go inside, and Eggy tells Kinyani and Xander about his idea, while Peyton stands next to him with her hand on his shoulder*

Eggy: Well... What do you two think?
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*Kinyani sighed*
Kinyani: At this point we need a palace or something
Xander: Hmmmm
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Eggy: I could build another room or two for my kids. I can... Keep bunking with Peyton. I really like you guys and would love to be able to live with you all.
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*Kinyani contemplating whether she should be the one to pay rent*
Kinyani: Don't make it too expensive!
Xander: We... we have a rent problem
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*Eggy pulls out his $300bil check from the InkVerse*

Eggy: Rent won't be a problem for well, forever. Even after this all runs out, the InkVerse gives me 25% of the profits they make off of my chemical solution.
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Kinyani: HOLY FU-
*Xander cuts her off*
Xander: there goes our rent problem
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Eggy: So does this mean I can stay?
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Kinyani: S-stay!
Xander: Yeah!
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Eggy: Yay!

*He jumps up and kisses Peyton, and then realizes Xander and Kinyani are watching*

Eggy, now blushing: Oh... Um... I... Uh... Um... We... We were originally going to tell you guys about... THIS, a little b-bit later... but.. well...

I really like your great granddaughter and asked her out on a date!
*Eggy hides his face and blushes*
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Kinyani: I knew you two were lovebirds!
Xander: Good job Peyton
*Peyton blushes*
Peyton: T-thanks dad!
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