Eggy makes sure to lock the door, takes off his jacket, they hop onto the bed, and start to hug and hold each other*
Eggy: you're so soft...
Y'know Peyton, our whole relationship... It's kinda funny. You're an Unholy Sorcerer, and the embodiment of one of the 7 deadly sins. I'm a God and I practice Egg Magic, which is an extremely holy magic.
You're the most attractive being in the multiverse, and I'm a living food. We're complete opposites...
But despite all that...
Look at us.
We're snuggling in our bed together, most likely about to make out.
Really shows how much we care about each other, eh?