'Happy Birthday ' Emo Kid !

Oh, a pinata! I'll get the baseball bat!

My turn next ! :~)

No, only my turn.
Would you like to be the next pinata?

That sounds great ! :~)

Nice
Here, have a noose

Another present ... how kind ! :~)

What can I say except you're welcome

This chair is a bit wobbly .... Is it safe ?

Yes just stand up, I'll hold it in place

I'll just tie the other end of the rope around this 'convenient' beam !
Hang on ... something's not right ... Stop kicking the chair and put down that bat !

Oh, okay
*stops kicking, instead, YOINK*

That got real dark quick…
o7 to the emo kid…

Damn. Thats dark even for me.

My was my plan ! :~)

Why is this so relatable?

Uhhh, your dad did it after seeing you? Duh!

Lmao he's still alive

There are help lines

*happy music* Happy birthday to you
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*Cursed horror music box* hApPy BiRtHdAy To YoU

:~)

This is actually sad tho-

Fr ;-;

Fr ;-;

Fr :~)

I would use the rope so there are no more annoying kids.

I think you might need help ... Or a job in an abattoir ? ;~)