Wonderful! That means I’d finally get the sweet release of death!

If a fishing pole with legs can stay alive, then you would likely survive the hydraulic press

That sounds like endless pain

Toys don’t die so it would be worse than death- you just split into multiple parts and feel agony fprever

Yes very

its real dark humor :o

Toy sorry bad ending

I HAD SEX WITH A ELMO PLUSHIE(JOKE)

YO same here! Wait, you were joking?

Or he is famous for killing Elmo many many times

You're in a sex toy store

You're a child