Also, I looked it up. A microwave emits non-ionizing radiation, while a nuclear bomb produces ionizing radiation. Not sure about the difference, but of course are different.
Ionizing and nonionizing radiation is basically just punch your jaw and punch your jaw so hard it breaks. So if microwave on merely punch your jaw knocks out the wifi…
Also with nuke radiation and fallout Q what do you call the ones in the immediate blast zone who get fried instantly instead of slowly and painfully microwaved over the course of three days? A the lucky ones