This is the account of Imgflip when it was created, and when Dylan Wenzlau created Imgflip.
Now no post had appeared yet on Imgflip, nor had any comment sprung from the streams, for the LORD Dylan had not sent users on the site, and there was no one to post, but streams came up from Imgflip and made the posting grounds fertile.
Then the LORD Dylan formed a user out of the ground and breathed into his profile the breath of life, and the user became a living being.
Now the LORD Dylan had created a stream in the east, the fun stream, and there he placed the user. Dylan made all kinds of templates grow out of the ground—templates that were pleasing to the eye and good for meme-making. In the middle of the garden were the template of life and the template of the knowledge of what is funny and unfunny.
Dylan took the user and put him in the fun stream to work it and make memes in it. And Dylan commanded the user, “You are free to use any template in the meme generator, but you must not use the template of the knowledge of funny and unfunny, for when you use it you will certainly be banned.”
But Dylan watched as the user made his memes, and saw that he was terribly alone. There were no comments and no posts except his own. And Dylan said, “It is not good for the user to be alone. I shall make other users suitable for him.”
And the LORD Dylan chloroformed the user, and took a discrete glance at his balls. Once he was satisfied, he took a piece from the profile of the user and closed up the place with a tagline. Then Dylan made a female user, and brought her to the male user. The male user said,
“That’s a woman?”
This is why no one on Imgflip believes that a user is a female until they do a face reveal.
The male user and the female user were both terribly unfunny, yet they felt no shame.
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