K9 Cops cost Tens of Thousands of Tax Dollars to Train

BUT IT MAKES MORE SENSE FOR COPS TO KEEP THEIR EXPENSIVELY TRAINED K9 IN THE CAR WHEN THEIR IS A PITTIE ON THE SCENE; WE NEED PITBULL DOGS FOR PETS TO KEEP DRUG SNIFFING K9 COPS FROM BUSTING US FOR OUR STASH; YOUR DOG IS A LIKELY INDICATOR THAT YOU'VE SOMETHING ILLEGAL TO HIDE IN YOUR BACKPACK; HOMELESS DUDES