burn them all

EAT THEM

bob: i will but let them cook first thats why theres a fire

*tosses him into the fire as well*

bob: yay (pulls out seasoning) i can season while its cooking

Astra: did they really taste that bad?

bob: im cooking them so yes

Hakai: UGH do I have to banish you again!?!

Collector: you can't. Trust me, the real banisher tried.

Hakai: *Sees Collector* but I was able to banish Mors and his friends

Collector: then clearly you don't know bob very well.

Hakai: The only thing I remember about bob was that he stole the crystal from you

Collector: several times.

He is likely one of the most powerful beings in the multiverse, but is biologically too stupid to use that power.

Hakai: Wow...
*Hakai suddenly pulls out the sword of perma-death*
Hakai: *Deviously smiles* I can fix that

Collector: go ahead and try. Odds are he'll find an idiotic way to survive.

*Hakai stabs Bob and Bob screams as he dies... but then he suddenly inflates back to his living form*
Hakai: HUH!?!

Collector: I prefer not to brag, but that just happens when you've fought countless universe-destroying entities.

*Hakai faints of hearing Collector's awesomeness*

Collector: huh, didn't think she was THAT much of a simp.

*Sets her on a nearby couch*

*Sagi walks in and Sees Collector and the fainted Hakai*
Sagi: Ah shit

Collector: see what I mean?

Doesn’t he like exist outside of canon or something

Hakai: *Contemplating whether to go back to her family or whether to keep fighting for the Inkverse Empire* I'll be seeing you... super cool man

bob: hey thats my balloon statue i made :(

Collector: if you ever need guidance on how to use your abilities just find me.

*Hakai quickly hugs the Collector in a friendly way*

Collector: (to self) perhaps she isn't just a war machine after all.

Hakai: C-can we talk although your awesomeness radiating off of you makes me nervous