PREPARE YOURSELVES FOLKS, THE ALPHABET MAFIA HAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED THAT THEY'RE COMING FOR
YOUR CHILDREN IN A VERY LARGE PARADE, THIS IS WHAT SANE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING SINCE FOREVER; NOOOOOOOOOOO! ACTUALLY THESE WEREN'T TRUE LGBT PEOPLE! ACTUALLY THESE ARE JUST A SMALL MINORITY AND DON'T REPRESENT ALL OF THE LGBT COMMUNITY! STOP CALLING THEM GROOMERS AND PEDOPHILES YOU HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT WHITE SUPREMACIST ISLAMIST EXTREMIST TERRORIST SCUM OF THE EARTH YADDA YADDA YADDA!