I get to overthrow the Bolivian government

I get to kill the the man who saw me eat his newborn with a teaspoon last night. No one can ever know about my midnight snacks.

I get to burn down an orphanage

I get to shoot the living hell out of an annoying 6 year old who was running in the airport.

I get to go to go to the funeral of my family (I got hungry)

Yoinky sploinky

Why am I dying of laughter

i get to get cussed out for no reason by a toxic delulu jerk 🤣

I get to invade Denmark

I get to make fun of things and them get canceled on Twitter

I get to cry in a dark room at 3am because yes