They wouldn't have me because I'm not religious, but I often sincerely wish I was. Why am I not? Because I know humans too well.

They're still working on that tough question - "What is a woman?"

Ew. Who would wanna f**k a homley looking nun?

I get it, you have a kink for nuns.

I'm a sick little 'liberal'? You're the one who has a kink for homley looking old hags that wouldn't wanna touch you and since they are Amish, they wouldn't be ok with you using any technology such as a phone or your Playstation.

I'm not gonna fight you, son. You were recently defended by somebody I respect. I'm done with it.