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Having a baby is keeping evolved sperm as a pet.

Happy Birthday, Tumor Splooge Baby.

?!?!???

I shouldn't have read the comments

then dont look at my comment

What the fuсk

wait what!?

[Tumor Splooge Baby is evolving!]
[Tumor Splooge Baby evolved into a useless rat, also known as a toddler!]

Wtf

That just means we’re all evolved sperm

reproduce at your own cost, sanity, sperm, and virginity

“Mildly” disturbing

These tumors actually exist, and no they are not called children. They are called teratoma and there was even a reference in Family Guy

Bones not teeth

They can grow both

/j

they grow in your balls, too.

i don't got balls

Never had any balls anyway

Lol

u got banned for saying lol: this is offensive

How? I don't either

bro, its a joke-

Fair enough :)

Cursed comment lol

Mildly disturbing my ass

While you were distracted I strapped a taser to your balls.
One wrong move and I'll shock your testicles.

Bet

Yeah after looking up this and finding out about Teratoma I deem this extremely disturbing...

if you cum in a sock and it forms mushrooms and then eat it you technically ate 100 million kids based off of the average amount of sperm a man can ejaculate in one go

Noted
I don't have a dick, but noted

why would you?

BECAUSE I CAN.

alright fair enough

Also, I have a sleepover with my friend group next week, so I now know what I'm gonna say when I get there, thanks :D

if you want more terrible things to say let me know :D

K :D

here i have a d**do

When eskimo babies have colds their mothers suck the snot out of their nose.

It's true

thats crazy

Wait so they have a mini p**is? Oof

Ha.
Haha.
Hahaha
Children.

You mean the 11500+ people in my basement?

Wait-

Just like my old tagline: Roses have head, false statement, every point is 50 children in my basement.

Ummmm ok. Fair enough I guess