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#2,280 | image tagged in comments,cursed,fun fact,teeth,hair,children | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2,744 views 165 upvotes Made by Flick7 10 months ago in cursedcomments
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Having a baby is keeping evolved sperm as a pet.

Happy Birthday, Tumor Splooge Baby.
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?!?!???
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I shouldn't have read the comments
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then dont look at my comment
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What the fuсk
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wait what!?
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[Tumor Splooge Baby is evolving!]
[Tumor Splooge Baby evolved into a useless rat, also known as a toddler!]
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Wtf
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That just means we’re all evolved sperm
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reproduce at your own cost, sanity, sperm, and virginity
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“Mildly” disturbing
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These tumors actually exist, and no they are not called children. They are called teratoma and there was even a reference in Family Guy
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Bones not teeth
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They can grow both
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/j
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they grow in your balls, too.
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i don't got balls
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Never had any balls anyway
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Lol
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u got banned for saying lol: this is offensive
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How? I don't either
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bro, its a joke-
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Fair enough :)
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Cursed comment lol
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Mildly disturbing my ass
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While you were distracted I strapped a taser to your balls.
One wrong move and I'll shock your testicles.
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Bet
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Yeah after looking up this and finding out about Teratoma I deem this extremely disturbing...
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if you cum in a sock and it forms mushrooms and then eat it you technically ate 100 million kids based off of the average amount of sperm a man can ejaculate in one go
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Noted
I don't have a dick, but noted
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why would you?
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BECAUSE I CAN.
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alright fair enough
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Also, I have a sleepover with my friend group next week, so I now know what I'm gonna say when I get there, thanks :D
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if you want more terrible things to say let me know :D
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K :D
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here i have a d**do
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When eskimo babies have colds their mothers suck the snot out of their nose.
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It's true
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thats crazy
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Wait so they have a mini p**is? Oof
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Ha.
Haha.
Hahaha
Children.
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You mean the 11500+ people in my basement?
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Wait-
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Just like my old tagline: Roses have head, false statement, every point is 50 children in my basement.
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Ummmm ok. Fair enough I guess
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