Budweiser problems

Everybody drinks Bud though. Unless they don't drink.
They even get me back in my drinking days when Malt Liquor 40s were the cheapest way to go when they came out with King Cobra. $1.50, aye, take me $$. And it tasted alright too, considering. Someone used to even call me the Statue of Cobra as I never put that bottle down when we were hanging out. I not only (surpisingly!) talk a lot, but gesticulate quite a bit while doing it. So picture that with bottle in hand. It's like the Statue of Liberty doing aerobics.

Anyways, R.I.P. Charlie and the rest of y'all who passed on from back then. Miss yous.

Don't partake of the drink (any and all) folks (as in daily), it's a killer.

I don't participate in boycotts as they are based on the false concept that "moral" large companies can actually be found. [I'd go out on a limb and say no major alcohol company is a "good Christian company"...]
But i also don't drink cheap beer, so i can't comment on the quality of king cobra.
But bud lite made the classic "too many college degrees in the room" mistake: admitting you hate your customer.
Of course bud lite hates their customers. Drunk driving, alcohol poisoning, heart problems & various cancers related to heavy drinking continue to be top killers. Bud lite has the same business model as Marlboro or plastic landmines: killing your customers slowly...
But you don't admit it. You don't brag about how much you hate your customer and then cry when your customer won't buy from you anymore.

Surly. Memechat. Now.