has ptsd and is crazy and annoying at the same time

actually already canon, surprisingly enough

Favorite foods are dirt and legos

Eats one rotisserie chicken every day

ha despises freddy fazbear

canon

used to be a mascot in a restaurant but got fired

Pizza Tower FNaF

He really hates pretzel the capybara because he thinks he stole his job

has commited various of war crimes

Has eaten an entire box of fruit snacks in one sitting (including the box itself)

LMFAO
canon

People owe him money but they don't give it so he murders them with the sharp side of the sign🗿

His favorite fruit is strawberry

Canon

read the velveteen rabbit once,
and since he too is a stuffed animal,
it gives him a fear of abandonment

AWWASSGGGF
canon

ate a lego brick

that is now canon

Likes to eat dirt

that is now canon