Hi jared. Just a daily reminder that you only exist because some scrap on the Internet happened to have a pencil and a hat. The hat will be quickly taken away and you and your smile will exist forever. No chance of having loved ones, for you can't move. You are immobilized forever. A piece of metal that was painted yellow. The reason we will never see you again is because you are worthless. I wish I could say die in a hole, but you live forever. So just... Um... Sit in a hole.
Have a nice day, jared.