i'm bored

bob: HERE, A PEICE OF SHT

Zachary fires 5000 rounds at you with his GAU-19

bob: oh, well then here have all your bullets back

Head Cult Leader C: “You there! I challenge you… To a battle!”

Zachary: k

*he hands you a small paper card, with the words ‘Cat Scratch Voodoo Doll No Birb Sacrifices Cult: Join Today!’ scrawled on*

Zachary: Hmmmmm . . .

Head Cult Leader C: “Yes?”

Zachary: Got it

He would put the card in his pocket

Zachary: I gotta get going

Head Cult Leader C: “Farewell, then. Consider joining.”

Zachary: Bye

Zachary: BRUTE F**KIN FORCE

The bullets somehow hit the Cult Leader

Head Cult Leader C: “Wow, you’re pretty strong for a human.”

Zachary: Its called brute forcin it till it works!

Head Cult Leader C: “I would greatly appreciate it if you could stop ruining my nice Cat Scratch Arcane Thaumaturgic Eldritch Super Neko Voodoo Robe With Limited Edition Bell, and try a different strategy.”

Zachary: Why?

Head Cult Leader C: “I like this robe and don’t want holes in it. Also, don’t you think guns are a little unimaginative?”

Zachary: I'm from the military, what the hell do you expect?

Head Cult Leader C: “I don’t know, I don’t hang around Earth much. Don’t you think you would benefit from learning some form of magic, maybe?”

Zachary: Don't know how to

Head Cult Leader C: “Well, to you I offer my assistance.”

Zachary: You sure?

Head Cult Leader C: “Quite.”

Zachary would pull out a GAU-19 machine gun

Zachary: Are you still sure?

Head Cult Leader C, surrounding himself in indigo fire: “Yup.”

Zachary revs up his minigun

Zachary: Last chance

Head Cult Leader C, summoning a ring of strange cat-head shaped energy orbs above him: “Likewise.”

He fires the minigun, making thousands of holes in the Cult Leader

*all of the bullets are incinerated by the fire*

Zachary keeps firing

Head Cult Leader C: “Hehe, puny mortal.”

Zachary stops firing

Zachary: Ehhhhh . . . I'll . . . think about it

Head Cult Leader C: “You could join my weird cat cult. We do all sorts of magic grap there.”

Zachary: I'll have to think about it, do you have a card?

Head Cult Leader C: “That’s a great question, I’m glad you asked. I know some other people who could give you some form of arcane abilities, if you’d like.”

Zachary: I meant like a business card

Head Cult Leader C: “Yeah. No. Well, I could make one. Gimme a sec.” *vanishes in a flash of purple light*

Zachary reloads his minigun

*a minute layer, Head Cult Leader C reappears*

Zachary: Hi

Head Cult Leader C: “Salutations. I have a card.”

X nukes him.

bruh

can i use my ww1 oc?

sure

Hans: (throws a dust bomb onto the ground. When it ignites, he jumps in the air)

Zachary fires his GAU-19 at you

hans: (dodges most of the bullets but gets hit by one. he then grabs a telephone)

Zachary would shoot the telephone into bits

Zachary: How the hell are you dodging these bullets?!?!?

hans: (falls to the ground)

Zachary shoots hans

hans: (he grabs a prussian style sword and deflects all of the bullets. he then starts walking towards you very slowly)

Zachary: These bullets going over 800 meters a second! How the f**k do you deflect this shit?

hans: (the sword breaks into shreds. hans puts his hans up! GET IT!?)

ahhhhh

Zachary stops firing

hans: (leaves)

Zachary: hm

the end ig

luv u!