Remember . . . it's rapidly becoming illegal to trust your 'lying' eyes.

AFTER THE F.B.I. AND D.O.J HAVE REPEATEDLY BEEN CAUGHT RED-HANDED SLOW WALKING THE MANY INVESTIGATIONS OF HUNTER AND JOE BIDEN CORRUPTION, THOSE ORGANIZATIONS RECENTLY EXCLAIMED, "IT'S NOT THE DRIPPING BLOOD OF THE CONSTITUTION ON OUR HANDS! IT'S RED HOUSE PAINT. WE WERE REDECORATING. WE SWEAR! "