Salutations my fellow carbon based living entities in the kingdom Animalia, phylum Chordata, Class Mammalia, Order Primates, Family Hominidae, Genus Homo, Species Sapiens. I would appreciate to inform you that the food we ordered in the shape which is calculated using pi that contains cheese, sauce from the controversial plant that we can't decide whether it is a fruit or vegetable, the tomato, and topped with circular slices of meat grinded together from various animals, most likely pigs, cows and chickens, has been heated up in a device commonly known as an oven, at a temperature most likely between four hundred and fifty and five hundred degrees Fahrenheit or two hundred and fifty and two hundred and sixty degrees Celsius and was taken in an automobile from its location of origin over the road to our abode, where we prior used a smart device commonly used for communication to send a beacon to a satellite that told a location that we requested a food that we gave specifications for. The dish has now arrived, and it can now be consumed through the method where we cut the shape into eight equally sized pieces and put pieces in our mouths, proceeding to close our enamel on it and grind it into mush, swallowing to provide sustenance to our bodies.