Like I just learned that my mom stole a kfc statue when she was young

Fixed. And it was not really KFC, but a japanese ripoff because she comes from Japan

I never realized that it was a typo lol
If it was featured before you noticed, your other meme would have been very ironic... XD

Yep lol

Hmmmmmmmmnmnmn

Are those
Blankets

I think so

S3x

Exactly *_*
My parents told me that a time, my parents and their friends got on a train, but forgot the ticket, so they ran out of the train at the first station

Plot twist : you mom became a victim of the curse of the colonel from 1985

my parents: shrex

i mean s*x

Wtf

no literally after i saw that scenario i went to buy holy water

Bleach

no holy water works better
well i bought bleach after
first the gallon of holy water
then bleach (specifically clorox)

They haven’t told me if they did

My dad is trained by a chef that won 1-3 golds in the Culinary Olympics (basically Olympics just instead of sports it's cooking)

Nice. A friend of mine has an olympic champion as a chiropractor

When my father was young, he burned down a small barn, and it was glowing brightly. He even burned a pile of hay.

No, I am not showing off. My father told me about it.

My dad’s stories are the best 😂

My mom's stories are

As a three year old, he once ate rabbit droppings thinking they were m&ms 😆

Oh

My parents once ate butter at a restaurant in France because they thought it was a type of cheese😆 The waiter apparently gave them the weirdest look lol

Beat this: my dad got drunk right before his wedding. I don’t know why mom married him 🤣

LMAOOOO

Wtf lmaooo

My dad got drunk the day before his wedding

Zad