I have 22 doughnuts and 19 sodas I eat 19 doughnuts and 18 sodas what do I have now?
Answer: no self control

They really buy too much...

like HOW CAN YOU AFFORD THAT MUCH

Jermery has 4648002 loaf of bread.

I take 6787 loafs of bread

How many loafs of bread are left?

Mike has 2 kg Apples and Lisa has 3 kg. Mike takes half of lisas apples and eats half of all apples he has. What mike has?

Answer: Stomach ache

I actually saw a guy walking out of a store one time with a shopping cart completely full of Mountain Dew. 2 liter bottles on top, boxes of cans on the bottom, and he was holding another pack in his hand