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I wonder how she found out about that along with the 900 pieces of poop he had to collect for a big one

Link.
Congratulations on defeating Ganondorf...
But I have one question.
Why did you shoot me?
You shot me FIFTEEN TIMES.

W H A T

well, about that-

*explains into great detail how shooting her gives him parts and how they give him regen powers*

Zelda: .....
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you used PIECES OF ME TO REGENERATE YOURSELF? DO YOU KNOW HOW WEIRD THAT SOUNDS?

:0)

HEY I DONT SEE YOU TRYING TO GET YOUR HORSE BACK

Best name ever

What a coincidence. My father named it big chungus.

I named mine Juan. Another meme reference