I feel like these two would get along nicely

NEXT COMES THE SEX

WHAT

Now that's going in cursed commey

Candystripe: I'm happily married thank you very much

Only 2 people attended furcon 2023

The Outcast: then that's two people dead

Candystripe: I'm technically not a furry!

The Outcast: *Loads their Phasular MA40* Save that for when you are crying to that Gingerbread freak

Candystripe: you leave me with no choice. I must apply Rule 3.
*Whacks him between his legs with her giant candy cane*

*The Outcast does a flip through the air and lands on their feet*
The Outcast: My turn

Taya: *appearing out of nowhere for plot convenience*
Actually, it's mine.
*uses a magic teleportation gadget to knock the Outcast onto a remote planet*

Blaze: NO! I'M NOT A FURRY!

*The outcast puts a Phasular armor Piercing slug through Blaze*

Blaze: P-please... Have m-mercy..!
I'm not a f-furry... I haven't even g-gotten to propose to my g-girlfriend yet...

The Outcast: *Loads a blunt Phasular slug and shoots Blaze with it* You don't need to

Blaze starts crying

Blaze: I don't wanna hurt you! Please don't make me!

The Outcast walks away, knowing the blunt bullet at least broke some of Blaze's bones: I never thought that furry who dated that damned witch was that weak

Blaze touches the injuries, causing them to heal, but not stop the pain.

THEY'RE NOT FURRIES