nugget is letting me go on dates now!...can someone be my boyfriend or girlfriend?-

Who even are you and does Nugget get to dictate your life?

Bro he's my oc lmfao- 💀

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Hell naw

Wtf

I can find you a bf or gf, don't worry

okay! :D

I will be a friend

yay! i have a friend other than jasper now!

I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND TOO YOUR MY BESTIE NOW

alright! :D

Buddy that is NOT how ya ask on a date!

Ya need to be more assertive and confident like me! That’s how I get all my girls! Standin’ there like a sittin’ duck ain’t gonna get ya anywhere!

uhm...okay..-

but how do i be ''assertive''?..

Just put on a brave smile and act like you’re a tough guy from an action movie and you just defeated a zombie horde!

i've never really..watched action movies-

Well that’s alright! We can watch some one day! All ya need to do is have a dynamic body language to show that you are confident and dominant! Ladies LOOOVVEEEEE dominatin’ men! It shows them you are STRONG! And the other dudes can go drown in ink! Then ya also want to give her gifts and try to flirt with her to have a higher chance of acquirin’ her heart! The best way to start is pick up lines!

but uhm..im short- and.. i don't have any gifts-

Who cares if you’re short!? It means you’re quick on your feet and you wouldn’t let anythin’ get in your way! I mean LOOK AT THE MAFIA BOSSES IN CARTOONS! Some of them are lil midgets like you but they have power and money! Besides, we can get a gift later, ya don’t have to like have one for every occasion!

i guess your right..

i..uhm...

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