Eggy has a DEVIOUS lil grin he makes every once in a while

What the f

“It happens to you, too?”

Eggy: yep.

Eggy: fren :}

WD: Let me guess, Peyton?

Eggy: whuh

WD: Admit it, you're horny for her. Just say it.

Eggy: I mean, I think she's a bit attractive, but who wouldn't? Besides, I'm married and am loyal to Omi.

WD: Firstly, if you are horny for someone like that, you're weak. Secondly, that's most likely not gonna save you from her lust when the time comes. Word of advice: Enlist in the military.

Eggy: First of all, Omeletta is hotter in my opinion. Second, Peyton is very nice too, it's not just her looks. Third, how does enrolling in the military help?!

WD: Distracts you from the horny.

Eggy: WHAT IS "HORNY"
(he doesn't know lol)

WD: Oh you sweet Summer child...

Telling your mother you're scared won't stop the rapidly-approaching Hydrogen Bomb

That face is threatening in a weird way

That's the devious thing about it

Pearlfan: I need unsee juice
Or holy water

Larry: …why

Eggy: haha I have no clue I hate it too

Life: Helo!!

“You look like you have a tumor”

Eggy: thanks

No like seriously
Do you have a tumor

Eggy: no.

Ok bye have fun with your non tumor illness