Fun Facts with Squidward

wish we could turn back time
to the good ol days

slice my head off please

what why

bc i wanna die in a fancy way

well you have queen in your name, so why not
*French noises as well as sharp noises*

Ughhh finally

Just go to school then.

You aint no queen to me im not gonna chop your head off

well damn-
you kinda rude

Thank you

*barks*

fr i wanna be lopped by some buff guy

*2 days ago

tf you talking about