To the tune of Roger Miller's "King of the Road"

TRAITOR FOR SALE OR RENT POLLS AT 39 PERCENT NO BRAINS -A FOOL? YOU BET HE JUST AIN'T IN PRISON YET; WHAT WAS IT STORMY FOUND? SHORTER THAN AS BIG AROUND HE'S A MAN IN MEMES ON HIS SCHEMES SWINGIN' A CHODE; THIRD CHARGING DOWN THE ROAD GEORGIA'S GOT ITS OWN CASE LOAD FAKE-OUT FUNDRAISING RUSE IS HOW HE PAYS HIS LAWYER DUES; AH, BUT, TWO YEARS OF PUSHIN' YARNS BUYS A SIX BY EIGHT ROOM, GREY BARS HE'S A MAN IN MEMES ON HIS SCHEMES KING OF THE TOADS