POV: one of your bosses (whichever you want) stumbles upon a fast asleep Eggy. What they gonna do?

Collector: I would write "don't tell him this is here" on his forehead, hopefully nobody will tell him, then he'll see it next time he looks in the mirror and wonder how long it's been there. Possibly even a few days later if I'm lucky.

Astra: *looks at the Collector with a concerned face*

Collector: what? It's a harmless prank.

Astra: I'm just surprised you thought THAT far ahead for a prank. I'm not quite sure what I'd do, but it would probably be something he'd see when he wakes up.

Eggy: *wakes up* whuh..? Collegter..? Azzdra..?

collector: oh no.

astra: we definitely weren't gonna write on your forehead!

collector: (to self) i need to teach her how to properly lie.

Jhon: huh.

Jhon: *Pulls out an austranlium pan*

bob: (slaps) HI

Inkmatas: *Doesn't bother him*
Peyton: *Insert inappropriate joke*
Mirai: *boops Eggy*
Xander: *Tries not to stab Eggy*
Kinyani: *Stops Xander*
Wymar: *Confused*

To Inky: (nuthin bc she didn't mess with him)
To Peyton: (example please)
To Mirai: *smiles in his sleep*
To Xander and Kinyani: *peacefully sleeps while they argue*
To Wymar: (nothing)

Pearlfan: okay I *just* got here and there is a egg person. Wow.

Eggyhead: *snore* mimimimimi... *snore* mimimimimi

Pearlfan: seriously what the heck, how can a EGG BE SENTIENT!? *She is extremely confused*

(you will not get an explanation lol)

(I’m not asking(not meant to sound rude sorryyyy), I’m just making Pearlfan react how I would react in that situation)

Phantom: oh, uh… ok, he’s sleeping.

Mint: *places grenade with ring off*
Splatza: *sneaks away*
Carson: daniel buy me coffee
Galaxopod: [WOAH WAYY TOO INAPPROPRIATE TO BE TYPED]
Skatez: ayo I'm A blood cell and this thing is an egg. Two different things yet can he hatch into a bird?
Vaxcat: please f**king kill me
Fin&guppy: man dafuq u doin here
Matcha: how long until I'm out of these crutches?
Inkaré: MEET THE SNIPER
beck notafraid: COME WITH ME TO THE BACKROOMS
*yeah I have way too many splatoon ocs to even put all of them here*

Larry: curls up to him

Gingerbread Man: *throws a blanket over him and tucks him in*

Potato would attempt to smash his head open and take the yolk

He would fail

Potato would wake eggy and ask if he could have his egg

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