SEVERAL ACADEMIC STUDIES INDICATE THAT LIBERALS ARE UNIFORMLY UNHAPPIER THAN CONSERVATIVES. BECAUSE CONSERVATIVES VALUE BOTH RELIGION AND FAMILY RELATIONS WHEREAS LIBERALS TEND TO RELY ON THE STATE AND NEUROTIC PEER-GROUPS FOR THEIR HAPPINESS. LIBERALS MIGHT BE INSPIRED TO REASSESS THEIR GODLESS LIFESTYLE AND DISDAIN FOR FAMILY TIES EXCEPT OF COURSE THIS WOULD REQUIRE THEM TO 'THINK' RATHER THAN MINDLESSLY 'EMOTE'.
