ACNE

that's when i go scritchy-scratch

Bruh, don't do that. It'll just make the acne worse. Do you even use acne cream or something that cures acne?

my parents have tried a bunch of products for it already and literally NONE OF THEM ever worked in the slightest

Yeah, I hate it when that happens--None of them actually working 😞

and thus, scratching is the only other solution

From what I learned about using acne cream, I put it on my face by rubbing it around in circles on each spot. It actually helped. Ever actually tried that?
Scratching just makes things worse. It's just best to avoid scratching.

we just put the random cream or whatever on and smear it across my face so that it gets everywhere
i can't do circle movements since my skin has too much friction and stickiness to do it effectively