def the BFG cuz I kinda wanna bomb the WOOOOOOOORRRRRRRLLLLLDDDDDD

cat girlfriend. earth's already f**ked sideways, i'd rather enjoy my life while i can.

Easy. You can get both. Destroy planets til you get to one populated by cat girls and threaten to blow up the planet if you dont get a gf

Easy choice, a cat girlfriend can't shoot a hole into the surface of Mars

Cat girlfriend, I have been single my whole life