Strangle me elmo

STRANGLE ME ELMO.

I AM F**KING DYING!

And I, am laughing my ass off

That just sounds like some kind of kinky shit you would say in bed

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo-

Exactly how I feel

True, true

BOO! GET TO THE SEX!

This is going in cursed comments.

good

wtf

“I usually skip this part”

lol

It looks like they are doing stuff

BRO ELMO IS ON CHILD STRANGLING

Same fr-
That's how you know you're paranoid

No, no, that is a child.

Awe damn i would of bought it for the child

(Btw people that don't get the joke its a joke i didn't mean it seriously)

It’s the internet bro, everyone knows

Imma put a child in a box, ship it to my factory, then have it do labor for no pay,

Are they… having… s-

I thought Elmo was choking the child

same

me too homeslice

For a sec I thought Elmo was railing the kid

HOLY SHIT.

Lol

Same