"ROBERT CRISPY BEING ARRESTED" Image Reaction.

Many of you might have seen this image posted of me being 'arrested.' And...well, i have a few things to say about it.

Number One; I am perfectly well, and i am NOT currently writing this from jail. I am a free man and I will remain that way, because I follow the law. I have never done something illegal before in my entire life. The reason why this image exists is because they mistook me for my step-brother, Marc, who has committed several accounts of theft and aggravated assault.

Number Two; I was NOT enjoying it. It was NOT kinky. I did NOT moan, and i am NOT a so-called 'Whimperer.' Nothing about this was sexual, I was just being bent over a car! Preposterous is the word I would use to describe all of this.

Number Three; I wholeheartedly apologize that you all had to see this horrible image. However, I promise I am alright now AND I didn't enjoy a single moment of it. At all.
Please don't call me fruity or zesty.

Regards, Robert R. Crispy

ROBERT HAS FAMILY CONFIRMED!1!1!!1!??/???/?/???

Omg!??!?!?!?!?///!!!

Ok crusty musty dusty busty living chip I can eat right now lol.

Would you like to be cut inside of a machine into thin slices, processed and cooked, then packaged and put inside of a bag just to be mindlessly eaten with it not even registering what flavor you are to my loyal consumers who are devouring you because of their addiction to MY Crispy Crisps™? I am in complete and total control of what happens in my factories and I don't have to tell another living soul what happened to you. No one would question me or even CONSIDER me as a suspect in your mysterious disappearance, all because of my very status in the Chip Industry. I am the one in control here, NOT you; Is that clear?

..Haha, just kidding of course! I do not condone cannibalism, nor have I practiced it--I understand this newer generation tells insults and threats to each other to show affection, so I appreciate it!

Lol ok : D