Lol300 announcement temp 3

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Your character went to an antivaxx sushi bar

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crushed by a moai

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got drunk and tried to install robotic parts into said person's genitals

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Stuck to a toilet and eventually killed by starvation.

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He will be molested by a gay clown

Character dies of excess homophobia

Hell yeah

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Suicide for fun

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Boo 👻

Booo booo booo!
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BOOOO👻

Ghost facts are very important.
Boo.
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Indeed.
Boo
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Haunted by the spirit of a fox

That will be the best way to go.
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🐜👍 did mint get eaten alive by ants with thumbs?

Mint was eaten in the thumb by an ant

This is what mint looks like btw

Turns out the ant actually can poison people, somehow

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Did altcore correct someones opinion and then they said their ip address?

Your character corrected someone on how guns work, but it turns out you character was wrong and shot in the head

"ermmm actually you can only put bullets in guns and not your dick🤓"

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Transsexual surgery fail

As in your character became a femboy but went to the wrong dick removal service
(No homophobia intended in this comment)