Better than catfish

I wouldn't. In my experience, eating a dead body you found in a swamp is guaranteed to give you a near-fatal disease. Doctors said they were surprised I survived the first time I had it. They said God must really love me having survived it four times

That's why you f*ck the corpse first. It let's you know if it's safe or not to eat.

I think there is also some side effects to that too...