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Step one: Start eating healthy so you can live to be 500.

Step one: Start eating healthy so you can live to be 500. | I COULD USE JAIL 
TIME TO REVIEW MY 
MISSTEPS, RESOLVE 
TO DO BETTER, AND 
PLAN MY RETURN.
IT'S ACTUALLY A 
FABULOUS OPPORTUNITY. | image tagged in memes,trump | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
140 views 14 upvotes Made by anonymous 11 months ago in politicsTOO
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5 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"Or maybe I can hide a file in my toupee. You know, the "tool" file, not the "classified document" file. So I can bust out of the joint."
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3 ups, 11mo
now that's a movie i would pay to see ( :
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4 ups, 11mo
Grim Reaper | NO REDEMPTION THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TIME LEFT FOR A DON. | image tagged in grim reaper | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
0 ups, 11mo
He could stand to lose 75lbs too.
His throat will prove to be his best asset with the general population.
I wonder if they will grab him by his man-pussy?
1 up, 11mo,
1 reply
bullshit
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2 ups, 11mo
i was just kidding. nobody lives that long ( :
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I COULD USE JAIL TIME TO REVIEW MY MISSTEPS, RESOLVE TO DO BETTER, AND PLAN MY RETURN. IT'S ACTUALLY A FABULOUS OPPORTUNITY.