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The power to revive/heal someone with a single touch

It only works with people you don’t know.

I can work with that *smacks random dead person*

The ability to generate infinite food.

It only generates baby necks

OH YOU STUPID NI[BANNED]
I WANTED TO MAKE FRENCH TOAST

The ability to legalize nuclear bombs

They can only be used in torpedos (hehehe…)

Good

You must bomb an unsuspecting country every 5 months

Even better

Telekinesis

Only works on the dead

Ok *creates army of dead people* I SHALL RULE THE WORLD

*smacks the army(if you know of what I asked for it makes sense)*

F**k you lmao

I WILL REVIVE EVERYONE

NOOOO

DO NOT REVIVE ADOLF HITLER

Goooooood......hahahahaha!!!!!

Teleportation.

You shit yourself after

then teleport to the toliet

The toilet dissappears

that does not count because you are not the first reply

Oh yeah?
After, your power will be gone for 10 minutes and after ten minutes it comes back, and you have to piss a lot of times (32 times a day).

still

why

God. Help. My. Eyes. 💀

What.

The.

F**k?

Invisibility

Only works completely naked but children under 6 can see you

Why? Why?! You know what, you can have this. *gives superpower away*

Double it and give it to the next person

Nah bro keep it

I think that superpower is fitting for MaxNutty knowing his nature

You become completely naked afterwards, and elderly people can see you

that makes it worse

removing ALL irritations, annoying bugs, heatwaves, etc

Your genetilia gets frostbite

shit

But I have hair to protect me!

you get removed

I know I'm not first but 2 of every bug you remove is trapped in your yard to remake the population

Pyrokinesis

You catch fire every time you use it

That only makes it better

Oh

It's too late now, you've made arson even easier

Isn't that just real life?

Yes and no

Because pyrokinesis isn't really its hard to know if you would catch on fire using it

Can’t you just control the fire that is scorching you WITH YOUR PYROKENISIS

Me rn