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4 ups, 2y,
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The power to revive/heal someone with a single touch
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2 ups, 2y,
2 replies
It only works with people you don’t know.
2 ups, 2y
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2 ups, 2y
I can work with that *smacks random dead person*
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3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
The ability to generate infinite food.
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
It only generates baby necks
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
OH YOU STUPID NI[BANNED]
I WANTED TO MAKE FRENCH TOAST
2 ups, 2y
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3 ups, 2y,
2 replies
The ability to legalize nuclear bombs
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2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
They can only be used in torpedos (hehehe…)
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1 up, 2y
Good
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
You must bomb an unsuspecting country every 5 months
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Even better
0 ups, 2y
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3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Telekinesis
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Only works on the dead
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3 ups, 2y,
2 replies
Ok *creates army of dead people* I SHALL RULE THE WORLD
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
*smacks the army(if you know of what I asked for it makes sense)*
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
F**k you lmao
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
I WILL REVIVE EVERYONE
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1 up, 2y
NOOOO
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0 ups, 2y
DO NOT REVIVE ADOLF HITLER
0 ups, 2y
Goooooood......hahahahaha!!!!!
2 ups, 2y,
3 replies
removing ALL irritations, annoying bugs, heatwaves, etc
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
Your genetilia gets frostbite
2 ups, 2y
shit
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0 ups, 1y
But I have hair to protect me!
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1 up, 2y
you get removed
0 ups, 2y
I know I'm not first but 2 of every bug you remove is trapped in your yard to remake the population
2 ups, 2y,
2 replies
Invisibility
5 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Only works completely naked but children under 6 can see you
3 ups, 2y,
2 replies
Why? Why?! You know what, you can have this. *gives superpower away*
2 ups, 2y
Double it and give it to the next person
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Nah bro keep it
1 up, 2y
I think that superpower is fitting for MaxNutty knowing his nature
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
You become completely naked afterwards, and elderly people can see you
0 ups, 2y
that makes it worse
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2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Teleportation.
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2 ups, 2y,
2 replies
You shit yourself after
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2 ups, 2y,
2 replies
then teleport to the toliet
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3 ups, 2y
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
The toilet dissappears
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1 up, 2y,
1 reply
that does not count because you are not the first reply
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Oh yeah?
After, your power will be gone for 10 minutes and after ten minutes it comes back, and you have to piss a lot of times (32 times a day).
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
still
0 ups, 2y
why
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0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
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3 ups, 2y
God. Help. My. Eyes. 💀
1 up, 2y
What.

The.

F**k?
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2 ups, 2y,
3 replies
The ability to turn into any animal or combination of animals (also mythical animals and extinct animals. Also respawn abilities for if I die as an animal)
3 ups, 2y,
2 replies
You become a furry
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2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Aw come on
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
I’m so devious 🤭
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1 up, 2y
:/
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I can work with that.
1 up, 2y
Same... ig
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
I always thought this power was underrated because, if you're clever enough/know enough about certain animals, you get a whole host of classic powers like strength, speed, most relevant to you being flight, and so forth. Also you can actively use it without anybody realizing you have a superpower, which might be good assuming people are going to freak out and imprison you.
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1 up, 2y
Ikr!!
You can fly, swim, hide in plain sight, and a bunch of neat stuff. Hah I’d like to see them imprison me if I had that superpower.
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
You can only become a slug
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
ur not first go back to roblox
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0 ups, 2y
WILD
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