Death: Thank you...
Most people just fear me because of the job I have, but some people have been able to look past that and see me for who I truly am... Like my beautiful Nata...
The Hunter: dude, your a stick! you should sign up for my workout program! you could go from this, (shows a picture of shirtless eggyhead) to THIS! (shows a picture of Phantom)
Death: I'm fine thanks, but the first guy does not even look that bad, he's a little chubby, but I have seen way worse in my line of work.
Besides, I'm in pristine physical condition so thank you but no thank you.
Death: He looks indescribably ugly.
Not because of your training, he just is seemingly naturally ugly. Anyways, may you please give him a message for me?
[The one on the left is jeff the demigod, the one on the right is undefined the demigod, and the one in the middle is the first demigod, Bob the demigod.]
Life: Helo Deathy! I found a neew frend! *She points a child that clearly has a large menacing shadow behind them and is totally not based on Chara from Undertale*