"HELP! OUR LGBTQ+ RIGHTS ARE UNDER ATTACK! WE ARE DECLARING A NATIONAL STATE OF EMERGENCY!"; NOT BEING ABLE TO DO OVERLY SEXUALIZED DRAG DANCES IN FRONT OF KIDS OR TALK ABOUT SEXUALITY TO OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS OR GIVE MINORS PUBERTY BLOCKERS THAT HAVE VERY UNCERTAIN EFFECTS ON ONE'S BODY