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how do you make your chips?

Normally. Normal chips. Factories and such.

There have been some rumors going on about Crispy Crisps™, about the recipe. I must assure you, nothing shady is going on; do NOT listen to the men on their podcasts dressed in 2012 hipster clothing. Ignore them, ignore ANYONE who says Crispy Crisps™ are suspicious. We make our chips like any other manufacturer would; in several factories, made with cornmeal JUST AS THE INGREDIENTS LIST SAYS! HAHAHAHAHAH!!

i̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶s̶l̶e̶p̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶w̶e̶e̶k̶s̶ To give you a light summary, we create our chips with completely normal and natural ingredients within a factory. Afterwards, we bag everything and it gets sold; just as normal chip producers do. Nothing suspicious is going on, so please AVERT YOUR EYES from any Crispy Crisps™ slander.

alright! sounds trustworthy!

are you related to bill cipher

There have been theories, but I can assure you I am not. Bill Cipher is a floating triangle with...one eye...
Who is yellow...
And is commonly drawn with a suit on............
..

I think I need to take a DNA test.

HAHAHA

Would you sell Crispy Crisps to other dimensions? I know a good dimension that would just LOVE these crisps! Especially the pork ones!

Of course! I wouldn't want a single person missing out on my delicious Crispy Crisps™! The more people enjoying them, the merrier!

Can I eat your head?

I would...prefer if you didn't.

I can already imagine the headlines…

Eccentric Owner of the popular Robbie’s Crispy Crisps™ hospitalized by mad chip-eating demon.

I can imagine that not meaning you, but me

Can you make Mac n Cheese flavoured crisps?

I never even thought of that!

That's a great suggestion. Consider it DONE!

OH YEAAAAAHHHH!!!! >:D

is there always a metal blade in the chips?
i found a metal blade in one of the chip while i was eating

...Oh dear.
Please, uh, don't sue us for that.

We've already been sued before by Simon Cowell for the exact same thing, and now he won't even talk about it. You mention the lawsuit to him and he says "Wot Lawsuit?" In that same STUPID British accent like he doesn't know...Oh, but I assure you he does.

...*ahem*

Anywho, my sincerest apologies. I'll try to do everything that I can to make sure another metal blade doesn't end up in a bag of ROBBIE'S Crispy Crisps™.

uhm..can you make an ink flavor?-..

Although an...odd request, I must oblige.
The Crispy Crisp™ Company is all-inclusive, so we try to meet everyone's preference for chips. If you would like an Ink flavor, then so be it!

thanks!-

Opinion on Doritos?

They are alright, but not as good as the chips I make!

I add very special and natural ingredients to my chips in order to make the best flavor combination possible for people just like YOU! Some people say they can even be addicting, THAT is just how good Crispy Crisps™ are.

Pardon my new generation language, but I must say...I believe Doritos are Mid.

I prefer lays

Same Lays is good

Crispy Crisps™ can change that, by being your NEW preference! Just give them a try, won't you? :)

Mmmmmmmm sure why not.

Could your chips perhaps be crumbled to dust and poured into water for filter feeding creatures to eat

As the name entails, my Crispy Crisps™ are very crispy, so they would absolutely be able to be crumbled to dust and poured into water for filter feeding creatures!

I must warn you, however; my Crispy Crisps™ can start to get addicting for the filter feeding creatures so I must advise you refrain from feeding them an entire bag right at the start. Make sure to monitor the amount the creatures get every time!

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i'll tell my fellow filter feeders

Eep! (Translation: How many flavors are there?)

There are currently 9 different flavors!
If you or someone you know have any flavor suggestions, please contact me immediately! I'm always open to new flavoring suggestions.
I never changed the recipe, it is the exact same as it was when i first started this business; the ingredients are the EXACT. SAME. Please trust me on this, as the creator and founder of ROBBIE'S Crispy Crisps™.
Here are the flavors!

- Strong Pork (Original)

- Sweet BBQ

- Nacho Blast

- Salt N' Vinegar

- Spicy Jalapeno

- Rancher

- Sour Cream N' Onion

- Chili Cheese

- Sour Cream N' Cheddar

Eep! (Translation: Ok! A close...neighbor of mine wanted to know if Apple was possibly an option!)

That's a wonderful idea; consider that flavor ADDED! Thank you for the suggestion!

Eep! (Translation: No problem!)

Can I add ideas to this brand? I MIGHT have a LOT of ideas for more people to join and more flavors,logo,How much it costs,and more
Message to: Robert_Crispy

Hmm...I like the sound of that! And I do have to say, Crispy Crisps™ do need some more advertising...

That sounds like a wonderful idea!

Np! Ok

One more question -

Why is your head a chip...?

I have spent many sleepless nights pondering that exact question, and even contemplating my existence! "If I were to disappear overnight, would anyone notice? Would anyone even care?"
HAHAHAHAHAH! Just joking of course.

But I genuinely have no idea why my head is a floating chip.

Haha... Riiight-

would you be disappointed if a crunchy leaf was crunchier than your chips?

That is physically and scientifically impossible. Crispy Crisps™ are the most delicious, crispy and--you guessed it--crunchy things you will ever find on this deteriorating rock floating in space that of which we call earth.

If there WERE to be a leaf crunchier than Crispy Crisps™, it would be congratulated for achieving the impossible.

If its the crunchiest thing on earth, then is in crunchier than a boulder?

Yes.

Now I know what to feed my sister when she's being a b-tch

ah yes thank you for this informative answer. I appreciate it greatly.