Volcanoes are climate change . . . and hurricanes and ducks farting in a pond.

ALTHOUGH FOREST FIRES HAVE HAPPENED FOR COUNTLESS MILLIONS OF YEARS, WE NOW KNOW THAT THEY WERE ALL FROM CLIMATE CHANGE. OTHERWISE KNOWN AS PERIODIC AND PERFECTLY NORMAL WEATHER FLUCTUATIONS, ACTS OF GOD, AND LATELY -- THE OCCASIONAL IDIOT WITH A MATCH.